Will Rogers

I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neighbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico wasn’t just crazy about us, for we have always had their good will, and oil and minerals, at heart

Will Rogers

I traveled a good deal all over the world, and I got along pretty good in all these foreign countries, for I have a theory that it’s their country and they got a right to run it like they want to.

Will Rogers

I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn’t know anything else … I was not a Child Prodigy, because a Child Prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.

Will Rogers

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.

Will Rogers

I was raised predominantly a Methodist but I have traveled so much, mixed with so many people in all parts of the world, I don’t know just now what I am. I know I have never been a non believer. But I can honestly tell you that I don’t think that any one religion is the religion.

Will Rogers

I will admit it has rained more under Republican administrations. That was partially because they have had more administration than Democrats.

Will Rogers

I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of old times with old friends is the greatest thing in the world.

Will Rogers

I wonder if it isn’t just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.

Will Rogers

I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.

Will Rogers

I’ll bet you the time ain’t far off when a woman won’t know any more than a man.

Will Rogers