Will Rogers

I love words but I don’t like strange ones. You don’t understand them and they don’t understand you. Old words is like old friends, you know ’em the minute you see ’em.

Will Rogers

I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as it does to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain’t. That would also make the preachers financially independent like it has the lawyers.

Will Rogers

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.

Will Rogers

I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with.

Will Rogers

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I’m in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

Will Rogers

I remember when being liberal meant being generous with your own money.

Will Rogers

I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they’ll get me someday.

Will Rogers

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering the Taxes. I hope they do get ’em lowered down enough so people can afford to pay ’em.

Will Rogers

I see by the papers that they say ‘Germany is going insane.’ I wish you could name me a nation that is competent of judging insanity.

Will Rogers

I see where they are going to be more strict with these robbers; when they catch ’em from now on, they’re going to publish their names.

Will Rogers