Will Rogers

I have read all Presidential speeches on both sides up to now, and the winner is the man smart enough to not make any more. There is a great chance for a ‘silent’ third party.

Will Rogers

I haven’t seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse, but they feel better.

Will Rogers

I hope some of the men who get the most votes will be elected.

Will Rogers

I hope we never see the day when a thing is as bad as some of our newspapers make it.

Will Rogers

I joke about prominent men but at heart I believe in ’em. I do think there is time when traces of ‘dumbness’ crop up in official life but not crookedness.

Will Rogers

I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn’t like.

Will Rogers

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.

Will Rogers

I love a dog, he does nothing for political reasons.

Will Rogers

I love animals and I love politicians. I like to watch both of ’em play either back home in their native state or after they have been captured and sent to a zoo or to Washington.

Will Rogers

I love horses and I only ask – don’t let me know which one we are eating today.

Will Rogers