Will Rogers

I guess there is no two races of people in worse repute with everybody than the international bankers and the folks that put all those pins in new shirts.

Will Rogers

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Will Rogers

I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you.

Will Rogers

I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

Will Rogers

I have always claimed Americans didn’t want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.

Will Rogers

I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.

Will Rogers

I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody a chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.

Will Rogers

I have Indian Blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!

Will Rogers

I have looked politics and the movies both over and, while they have much in common I believe politics is the most common, so I will stay with the movies.

Will Rogers

I have not aligned myself with any party. Sitting tight waiting for an attractive offer.

Will Rogers