Will Rogers

I don’t think either one of them knows what it’s all about, to be honest with you. Both sides are doing nothing but just looking towards the next election.

Will Rogers

I don’t think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You’ve got to work on his conscience. And his lack of conscience is what makes him a lawyer.

Will Rogers

I don’t care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to.

Will Rogers

I don’t think I ever hurt any man’s feelings by my little gags. I know I never willfully did it. When I have to do that to make a living, I will quit.

Will Rogers

I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.

Will Rogers

I generally give the party in power, whether Republican or Democrat, the more digs because they are generally doing the country more damage. The party in power drawing a salary is to be knocked.

Will Rogers

I go too fast to see much, only the tops of everything. I’ve got to prowl slow some time through this country.

Will Rogers

I guess no individual ever invented can pass the buck as quick as a nation can.

Will Rogers

I guess our country holds the record for dumbness. The Pope spoke to the world this morning in three languages and we didn’t understand a one of ’em. But the minute he finished and the local stations got back to selling corn salve and pyorrhea tooth paste we were right up our intellectual alley again.

Will Rogers

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.

Will Rogers