Will Rogers

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him ‘father.’

Will Rogers

I bet any Sunday could be made as popular at church as Easter is if you made ’em fashion shows too. The audience is so busy looking at each other that the preacher just as well recite Gunga Din.

Will Rogers

I bet you, if I had met Trotsky, and had had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I have never yet met a man I didn’t like.

Will Rogers

I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money.

Will Rogers

I can remember when a man could be considered respectable without belonging to a golf club.

Will Rogers

I don’t care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.

Will Rogers

I don’t care how poor and inefficient a little country is – they like to run their own business. I know men that would -make my wife a better husband than I am but, darn it, I’m not going to give her to ’em.

Will Rogers

I don’t know how a lot of these nations existed as long as they have till we could get some of our people around and show ’em how to be good and pure like us.

Will Rogers

I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Will Rogers

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Will Rogers