Will Rogers

History ain’t what it is. It’s what some writer wanted it to be.

Will Rogers

History will record: ‘America, a nation that flourished from 1900 to 1942, conceived many odd inventions to getting somewhere, but could think of nothing to do when they got there.’

Will Rogers

Horsemanship through the history of all nations has been considered one of the highest accomplishments. You can’t pass a park without seeing a statue of some old codger on a horse. It must be to his bravery, you can tell it’s not to his horsemanship.

Will Rogers

Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmer raises. You can’t plow the ground and get gasoline.

Will Rogers

How is the government going to get the extra taxes? Out of the rich, or just out of the poor, as usual?

Will Rogers

Humanity is not yet ready for either real truth or real harmony.

Will Rogers

Hundreds and hundreds of beautiful horses in the parade and a man without a silver saddle is a vagrant.

Will Rogers

I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have been is because I have stayed an old country boy.

Will Rogers

I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn’t like.

Will Rogers

I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.

Will Rogers