Will Rogers

Get in the cabinet; you won’t have to stay long.

Will Rogers

Give her a day, and then in return Momma gives you the other 364.

Will Rogers

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.

Will Rogers

Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Will Rogers

Golf is the only game in the world where it takes longer to explain than it does to play.

Will Rogers

Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

Will Rogers

Great artists say that the most beautiful thing in the world is a baby. Well, the next is an old lady, for every wrinkle is a picture.

Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.

Will Rogers

Harvard students have completed more English courses and less forward passes than any school in this generation.

Will Rogers

Here we go again! America is running true to form, fixing some other country’s business for ’em just as we always do. We mean well, but will wind up in wrong as usual.

Will Rogers