Will Rogers

Farmers are learning the relief they get from the sky beats what they get from Washington.

Will Rogers

Farmers have about given up hope of getting farm relief and have decided to fertilize instead.

Will Rogers

Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks.

Will Rogers

Farmers spend more time at Conventions than they do plowing.

Will Rogers

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.

Will Rogers

Fords and bathtubs have you and cleaned you. But you were just as ignorant when you got there. We know a lot of things we used to didn’t know but we don’t know any way to prevent ’em happening.

Will Rogers

Foreign relations is an open book – generally a checkbook.

Will Rogers

Funny to watch these Senators switching back and forth on Prohibition. Politics is a great character builder. You have to take a referendum to see what your convictions are for that day.

Will Rogers

George Washington was a politician and a gentleman. That’s a rare combination.

Will Rogers

Get all the good laughs you can.

Will Rogers