Will Rogers

Draft capital as well as men. Boys, there ain’t going to be no war.

Will Rogers

Education never helped morals. The most savage people are the most moral. The smarter the guy the bigger the rascal.

Will Rogers

Elections are a good deal like marriages. There’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. Every time we see a bridegroom we wonder why she ever picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.

Will Rogers

Even when our next war comes, we will through our shortsightedness not be prepared but that won’t be anything fatal.

Will Rogers

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Will Rogers

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else’s life.

Will Rogers

Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.

Will Rogers

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.

Will Rogers

Every land or property owner in America would be tickled to death to pay 45 per cent of his profits, if he didn’t have to pay anything if he didn’t make it.

Will Rogers

Every nation must have its legalized form of gambling. We have our Wall Street.

Will Rogers