Will Rogers

Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.

Will Rogers

Common sense ain’t common.

Will Rogers

Common sense is not an issue in politics -it’s an affliction.

Will Rogers

Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won’t work.

Will Rogers

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

Will Rogers

Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.

Will Rogers

Confucius perspired out more knowledge than the U. S. Senate has vocalized out in the last 50 years.

Will Rogers

Congress can pass a bad law and as soon as the old Normal Majority finds it out they have it scratched off the book.

Will Rogers

Congress didn’t vote on the bills, they just wave at them as they go by.

Will Rogers

Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.

Will Rogers