Will Rogers

Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Will Rogers

Best doctor in the world is the Veterinarian. He can’t ask his patients what’s the matter. He’s just got to know.

Will Rogers

Big business don’t go broke any more. The minute it looks bad for them, they combine with something else and issue more stock.

Will Rogers

Both gangs have been bad sports, so see if at least one can’t redeem themselves by offering no alibis, but cooperate with the winner, for no matter which one it is the poor fellow is going to need it.

Will Rogers

Both parties have their good times and bad times at different times. Good when they are out. Bad when they are in.

Will Rogers

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.

Will Rogers

But we can’t alibi all our ills by just knocking the old banker. First he loaned the money, then the people all at once wanted it back, and he didn’t have it. Now he’s got it again, and is afraid to loan it, so the poor devil don’t know what to do.

Will Rogers

Buy land. They ain’t making any more of the stuff.

Will Rogers

Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it.

Will Rogers

Cities are like gentlemen. They are born not made.

Will Rogers