Will Rogers

Banking and After Dinner Speaking are two of the most Non-essential industries we have in this country. I am ready to reform if they are.

Will Rogers

Baseball is a skilled game. It’s America’s game – it, and high taxes.

Will Rogers

Baseball is in for a great year. It’s our national game and will always be our national game. We become a great nation under baseball and commenced to flop the minute we started to take up a lot of poor substitutes.

Will Rogers

Be a Politician – no training necessary.

Will Rogers

Be a Republican and sooner or later you will be a Postmaster.

Will Rogers

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re actually paying for.

Will Rogers

Been reading Sunday’s casualty lists from automobiles. It looks like everybody gets run over but Presidential candidates. Is there no justice in the world?

Will Rogers

Before you complain, think of Peru.

Will Rogers

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.

Will Rogers

Being serious or being a good fellow has got nothing to do with running this country. If the breaks are with you, you could be a laughing hyena and still have a great administration.

Will Rogers