Will Rogers

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

Will Rogers

And, when the votes are counted, let everybody, including the candidates, get into a good humor as quick as they got into a bad one.

Will Rogers

Andrew Jackson was the first one to think up the idea to promise everybody that if they will vote for you, you will give them an office when you get it, and the more times they vote for you, the bigger the office.

Will Rogers

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways.

Will Rogers

Any person that don’t read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

Will Rogers

Anybody whose pleasure is watching somebody else die is about as little use to humanity as the person being electrocuted.

Will Rogers

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.

Will Rogers

As bad as we sometimes think our government is run, it is the best run I ever saw.

Will Rogers

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance.

Will Rogers

Bankers are likeable rascals. Now that we are all wise to ’em, it’s been shown that they don’t know any more about finances than the rest of us know about our businesses… which has proved to be nothing.

Will Rogers