Will Rogers

A man in the country does his own thinking. Get him into town and he will be thinking second-handed.

Will Rogers

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

Will Rogers

A man who dies without adequate life insurance should have to come back and see the mess he created.

Will Rogers

A politician is just like a pickpocket. It’s almost impossible to get one to reform.

Will Rogers

A politician is not as narrow-minded as he forces himself to be.

Will Rogers

A president just can’t make much showing against congress. They lay awake nights, thinking up things to be against the president on.

Will Rogers

A president should hold office six years with no re-election. Stop this thing of a President having to lower his dignity and go trooping around asking for votes to keep him another term. Six years give him time to do something. Then pay the man when he goes out one-half of his salary for life.

Will Rogers

A President-elect’s popularity is the shortest lived of any public man. It only lasts till he picks his Cabinet.

Will Rogers

A Realtor is an old fashioned Real Estate man with a neck tie. A Real Estate man sold you what you wanted, a Realtor sells you what you don’t need. A Real Estate man showed you what you could raise on the land, a Realtor tells you what you can build on it.

Will Rogers

A smart state nowadays will appoint all their highway men from one place. Then one road will do all of ’em.

Will Rogers