Will Rogers

A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.

Will Rogers

A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at a good time. Borrowing is the only thing that seems handy all the time.

Will Rogers

A Democrat is just like a baby. If it’s hollering and making a lot of noise, there is nothing serious the matter with it. When it’s quiet and doesn’t pay much attention to anything, that’s when it’s really dangerous.

Will Rogers

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

Will Rogers

A fanatic is always the fellow that is on the opposite side.

Will Rogers

A flock of Democrats will replace a mess of Republicans. It won’t mean a thing. They will go in like all the rest of ’em. Go in on promises and come out on alibis.

Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Will Rogers

A foreigner coming here and reading the Congressional Record would say that the President of the United States was elected solely for the purpose of giving Senators somebody to call a horse thief.

Will Rogers

A liberal is a man who wants to use his own ideas on things in preference to generations who he knows know more than he does.

Will Rogers

A lobbyist is a person that is supposed to help a politician make up his mind – not only help him but pay him.

Will Rogers