Will Rogers

Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made ’em short. They may not always be kept but they can be understood.

Will Rogers

You can’t legislate intelligence and common sense into people. You can’t broaden a man’s vision if he wasn’t born with one.

Will Rogers

You know you’ve got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.

Will Rogers

You must judge a man’s greatness by how much he will be missed.

Will Rogers

You never know how much a man can’t remember until he is called as a witness.

Will Rogers

You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it’s impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig!

Will Rogers

A bunch of American tourists were hissed and stoned yesterday in France but not until they had finished buying.

Will Rogers

A cannibal is a good deal like a Democrat, they are forced to live off each other.

Will Rogers

A comedian can only last till he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.

Will Rogers

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

Will Rogers