Will Rogers

There ain’t nothing to life but satisfaction.

Will Rogers

There are men running governments who shouldn’t be allowed to play with matches.

Will Rogers

There is not a voter in America that twenty-four hours after any speech was made could remember two sentences in it.

Will Rogers

They want peace. But they want a gun to get it with.

Will Rogers

We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

Will Rogers

We may elevate ourselves but we should never reach so high that we would every forget those who helped us get there.

Will Rogers

We’ll show the world we are prosperous if we have to go broke to do it.

Will Rogers

What’s considered enough money? Just a little bit more.

Will Rogers

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Will Rogers

When you get into trouble five thousand miles from home you’ve got to have been looking for it.

Will Rogers