Voltaire

Give me a few minutes to talk away my face and I can seduce the Queen of France.

Voltaire

God created woman to tame man.

Voltaire

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.

Voltaire

He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.

Voltaire

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.

Voltaire

He was my equal in beauty, a paragon of grace and charm, sparkling with wit, and burning with love. I adored him to distraction, to the point of idolatry: I loved him as one can never love twice.

Voltaire

He was natural and sublime, but had not so much as a single spark of good taste, or knew one rule of the drama.

Voltaire

He was not the greatest of men but he was the greatest of kings.

Voltaire

He who has heard the same thing told by 12,000 eye-witnesses has only 12,000 probabilities, which are equal to one strong probability, which is far from certain.

Voltaire

He who has not the spirit of this age, has all the misery of it.

Voltaire