Satchel Paige

If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.

Satchel Paige

Airplanes may kill you, but they ain’t likely to hurt you.

Satchel Paige

Don’t go to college, unless to get knowledge.

Satchel Paige

I ain’t ever had a job, I just always played baseball.

Satchel Paige

I don’t generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench.

Satchel Paige

I don’t know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven.

Satchel Paige

I got a curve so sneaky it might be your daddy.

Satchel Paige

I may not be the bestest pitcher in the world, but I sure out-cutes ’em.

Satchel Paige

I never had a job. I always played baseball.

Satchel Paige

I never rush myself. See, they can’t start the game without me.

Satchel Paige