Sam Levenson

Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, but never less than they thought we were capable of.

Sam Levenson

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

Sam Levenson

People, more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed.

Sam Levenson

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

Sam Levenson

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

Sam Levenson

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don’t have to stay in that home of your own.

Sam Levenson

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average.

Sam Levenson

The difference between keeping things clean and keeping kids clean was that things just sat still and waited for the dirt to collect. We kids were carriers. We ran a pickup and delivery service.

Sam Levenson

The reason God made man before woman was that he didn’t want any suggestions.

Sam Levenson

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Sam Levenson