Sam Levenson

If you owe fifty dollars you’re a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you’re a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you’re a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you’re the government.

Sam Levenson

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.

Sam Levenson

It would be useless to bomb Washington. If you destroy one building, they already have two other buildings completely staffed with people doing exactly the same thing.

Sam Levenson

It’s a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn’t consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

Sam Levenson

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we’ll find it.

Sam Levenson

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it’s when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

Sam Levenson

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Sam Levenson

More and more Congressmen now stay in Washington all year-round because they can’t stay at home under the laws they’ve passed.

Sam Levenson

One antidote for sexual truancy lies in simply teaching youth the wonder, the miracle, the reverence for the creation of life itself. Life is a divine creation. You don’t take chances with creation.

Sam Levenson

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don’t let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

Sam Levenson