Sam Levenson

I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

Sam Levenson

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Sam Levenson

If you want to kill time, try working it to death.

Sam Levenson

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

Sam Levenson

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Sam Levenson

It’s not the sugar that makes the tea sweet, but the stirring.

Sam Levenson

Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

Sam Levenson

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Sam Levenson

We may not always see eye to eye, but we can try to see heart to heart.

Sam Levenson

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone.

Sam Levenson