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I can’t figure women out. They put on makeup for three hours. They wear things that make them smaller. Things that make them bigger. Then they meet a man and they want truth.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Rodney Dangerfield

American actor and comedian

November 22nd, 1921 - October 5th, 2004

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