Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer

Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer – you can do it, just not as well as the others, really.

Robin Williams

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American actor and stand-up comedian

July 21st, 1951 - August 11th, 2014