Robin Williams

Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money,’ but they changed it to ‘alimony.’ It’s ripping your heart out through your wallet.

Robin Williams

Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Does it hit me hard? Oh yeah.

Robin Williams

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

Robin Williams

Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio’s father was a carpenter too. That’s the old joke.

Robin Williams

Even mistakes can be wonderful.

Robin Williams

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

Robin Williams

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother.

Robin Williams

From the point of view of being in the public radar, comedians have less problems than other actors. Action movie stars like Stallone or Schwarzenegger usually attract the more aggressive fans.

Robin Williams

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.

Robin Williams

Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums

Robin Williams