Robin Williams

Canadian money is also called the loony. How can you take an economic crisis seriously?

Robin Williams

Change is not popular; we are creatures of habit as human beings. ‘I want it to be the way it was.’ But if you continue the way it was there will be no ‘is.’

Robin Williams

Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon.

Robin Williams

Cocaine for me was a place to hide. Most people get hyper on coke. It slowed me down. Sometimes it made me paranoid and impotent, but mostly it just made me withdrawn.

Robin Williams

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.

Robin Williams

Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.

Robin Williams

Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.

Robin Williams

Comedy pays the bills if I can’t find a film.

Robin Williams

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.

Robin Williams

Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

Robin Williams