Robin Williams

Acting is different from stand-up. It gives you this ability to enter into another character, to create another person.

Robin Williams

After my training wheels, my first real bike was a Schwinn, and my first time out, I rode down a hill, didn’t know how to stop, and ran right into a tree. So, that was a nice experience… like realizing, oh, there are brakes!

Robin Williams

Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

Robin Williams

All the new people you meet, it’s pretty amazing. The vampire needs new blood. And there is still a lot to learn and there is always great stuff out there. Even mistakes can be wonderful.

Robin Williams

All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.

Robin Williams

Along with the Oscars, the Academy is giving out a green card.

Robin Williams

And some people say Jesus wasn’t Jewish. Of course he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father’s business, his mom thought he was God’s gift, he’s Jewish! Give it up!

Robin Williams

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

Robin Williams

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

Robin Williams

As intellectual as we think we are, you still trip, we still have human foibles, sexuality, all the different things to still make you aware of your humanity.

Robin Williams