Robin Williams

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Robin Williams

Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Robin Williams

Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.

Robin Williams

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work!

Robin Williams

Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn’t too happy about it, but the people around are laughing.

Robin Williams

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.

Robin Williams

I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.

Robin Williams

I can be trained, I can actually show you how intelligent I am, I can use a word like delicatessen and know what it means.

Robin Williams

I do believe in love; it’s wonderful – especially love third time around, it’s even more precious; it’s kind of amazing.

Robin Williams

I don’t do well with snakes and I can’t dance.

Robin Williams