Mike Ditka

There are teams that are fair-haired, and those that aren’t so fair-haired. Some teams are named Smith, some Grabowski. We’re Grabowskis!

Mike Ditka

There’s just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

Mike Ditka

We have a strange and wonderful relationship – he’s strange and I’m wonderful.

Mike Ditka

What’s the difference between a three-week-old puppy and a sportswriter? In six weeks, the puppy stops whining.

Mike Ditka

When I get my heart rate up, I get good exercise and I think it’s good for a lot of things, plus it’s not hurting my hips right now.

Mike Ditka

You got to sue the offensive line for non-support.

Mike Ditka