Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

Mark Twain

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

Mark Twain

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting.

Mark Twain

When in doubt, tell the truth.

Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Mark Twain

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

Mark Twain

A ‘classic’ is a book that everybody praises but nobody has read.

Mark Twain

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

Mark Twain

A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

Mark Twain