Mark Twain

It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

Mark Twain

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

Mark Twain

It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that makes horse races.

Mark Twain

It’s good sportsmanship not to pick up lost balls while they are still rolling.

Mark Twain

It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

Mark Twain

Just the omission of Jane Austen’s books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.

Mark Twain

Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.

Mark Twain

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

Mark Twain

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

Mark Twain

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

Mark Twain