Mark Twain

I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

Mark Twain

I am always on the side of the revolutionists, because there never was a revolution unless there were some oppressive and intolerable conditions against which to revolute.

Mark Twain

I am always reading immoral books on the sly, and then selfishly trying to prevent other people from having the same wicked good time.

Mark Twain

I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other land.

Mark Twain

I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wanted—otherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist.

Mark Twain

I am different from Washington; I have a higher, grander standard of principle. Washington could not lie. I can lie, but I won’t.

Mark Twain

I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army.

Mark Twain

I am not an American. I am the American.

Mark Twain

I am not an economist. I am an honest man!

Mark Twain

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

Mark Twain