Mark Twain

He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

Mark Twain

He saw nearly all things as through a glass eye, darkly.

Mark Twain

He wa’n’t no common dog, he wa’n’t no mongrel; he was a composite. A composite dog is a dog that is made up of all the valuable qualities that’s in the dog breed-kind of a syndicate; and a mongrel is made up of all riffraff that’s left over.

Mark Twain

He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

Mark Twain

He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.

Mark Twain

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don’t you be afraid to bet on that!

Mark Twain

Hero: Person in a book who does things which he can’t and girl marries him for it.

Mark Twain

Heroine: girl who is perfectly charming to live with, in a book.

Mark Twain

His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there’s scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

Mark Twain