Mark Twain

Gratitude is a debt which usually goes on accumulating like blackmail; the more you pay, the more is exacted.

Mark Twain

Great enterprises usually promise vastly more than they perform.

Mark Twain

Great things can happen when you don’t care who gets the credit.

Mark Twain

Grown people everywhere are always likely to cling to the religion they were brought up in.

Mark Twain

Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.

Mark Twain

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

Mark Twain

Hain’t we got all the fools in town on our side? and ain’t that a big enough majority in any town?

Mark Twain

Half of the results of a good intentions are evil; half the results of an evil intention are good.

Mark Twain

Happiness ain’t a thing in itself – it’s only a contrast with something that ain’t pleasant.

Mark Twain

Hardly a man in the world has an opinion upon morals, political, or religion which he got otherwise than through his associations and sympathies.

Mark Twain