Mark Twain

God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

Mark Twain

God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

Mark Twain

God’s great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage.

Mark Twain

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.

Mark Twain

Gold in its native state is but dull, unornamental stuff, and only lowborn metals excite the admiration of the ignorant with an ostentatious glitter. However, like the rest of the world, I still go on underrating men of gold and glorifying men of mica.

Mark Twain

Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer.

Mark Twain

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

Mark Twain

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Mark Twain

Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

Mark Twain

Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

Mark Twain