Mark Twain

Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.

Mark Twain

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

Mark Twain

Faith is believing things you know aint true.

Mark Twain

Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

Mark Twain

Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man’s, I mean.

Mark Twain

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Mark Twain

Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

Mark Twain

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.

Mark Twain

First catch your Boer, then kick him.

Mark Twain

Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.

Mark Twain