Mark Twain

Every inventor is a crackpot until his idea succeeds.

Mark Twain

Every man feels that his experience is unlike that of anybody else and therefore he should write it down– he finds also that everybody else has thought and felt on some points precisely as he has done, and therefore he should write it down.

Mark Twain

Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.

Mark Twain

Every one knew he could foretell wars and famines, though that was not so hard, for there was always a war, and generally a famine somewhere.

Mark Twain

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.

Mark Twain

Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.

Mark Twain

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail.

Mark Twain

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

Mark Twain

Except a person be part coward, it is not a compliment to say he is brave.

Mark Twain

Experience teaches us only one thing at a time – and hardly that, in my case.

Mark Twain