Mark Twain

By law of periodical repetition, everything which has happened once must happen again and again — and not capriciously, but at regular periods, and each thing in its own period, not another’s and each obeying its own law.

Mark Twain

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man’s, I mean.

Mark Twain

Canadian girls are so pretty it’s a relief now and then to see a plain one.

Mark Twain

Carlyle said ‘a lie cannot live.’ It shows that he did not know how to tell them.

Mark Twain

Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild.

Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Mark Twain

Chastity – you can carry it too far.

Mark Twain

Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.

Mark Twain

Children and fools always speak the truth.

Mark Twain

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.

Mark Twain