Mark Twain

And I urge upon you this – which I think is wisdom – if you find you can’t make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don’t you go.

Mark Twain

Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.

Mark Twain

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

Mark Twain

Architects cannot teach nature anything.

Mark Twain

Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?

Mark Twain

Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.

Mark Twain

As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day.

Mark Twain

As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

Mark Twain

As one boy said, ‘I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they’re all that bad, how come I’m so wonderful’.

Mark Twain

As to the Adjective: when in doubt, strike it out.

Mark Twain