Mark Twain

All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

Mark Twain

All right, then, I’ll go to hell.

Mark Twain

All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.

Mark Twain

All say, ‘How hard it is that we have to die’ – a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.

Mark Twain

All scenery in California requires distance to give it its highest charm.

Mark Twain

All schools, all colleges have two great functions: to confer, and to conceal valuable knowledge.

Mark Twain

All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

Mark Twain

America cannot have an empire abroad and a Republic at home.

Mark Twain

An adventure is something that while it’s happening you wish it wasn’t.

Mark Twain

An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.

Mark Twain