Mark Twain

Good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from making bad decisions.

Mark Twain

If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.

Mark Twain

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

Mark Twain

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

Mark Twain

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

Mark Twain

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Mark Twain

A habit cannot be tossed out the window; it must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time.

Mark Twain

A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.

Mark Twain