Mark Twain

Figures don’t lie, but liars figure.

Mark Twain

Fortune knocks at every man’s door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.

Mark Twain

Genius, like gold and precious stones, is chiefly prized because of its rarity.

Mark Twain

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Mark Twain

God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

Mark Twain

Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.

Mark Twain

I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

Mark Twain

I thoroughly believe that any man who’s got anything worth while to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

Mark Twain

I would rather have my ignorance than another man’s knowledge, because I have got so much more of it.

Mark Twain

I’m all for prosperity. It’s change I object to.

Mark Twain