Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to hiccup silently, or at least without alerting neighbors to your situation. The first hiccup is an exception.

Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to notice all the confusion between fact and opinion that appears in the news.

Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to read blueprints, diagrams, floorplans, and other diagrams used in the construction process.

Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to recognize many of the major constellations and know the stories behind them.

Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to recognize the dangerous snakes, spiders, insects, and plants that live in your area of the country.

Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to recognize when you’re reading or hearing material biased to your own side.

Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to set a table so that you feel like you’re dining, not just sitting and eating.

Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity.

Marilyn vos Savant

Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high heels for an entire evening without complaint or early removal.

Marilyn vos Savant