Mae West

When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.

Mae West

Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.

Mae West

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn’t bring any interest.

Mae West

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.

Mae West

A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.

Mae West

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.

Mae West

A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay.

Mae West

All the raves were just words. You don’t want to let words confuse you. Words come cheap.

Mae West

Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.

Mae West

Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up.

Mae West