Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

Mae West

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

Mae West

I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

Mae West

I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Mae West

I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Mae West

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

Mae West

I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.

Mae West

I’ve always taken men just as I found ’em, and thank heavens I’ve been able to find ’em.

Mae West

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Mae West

If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.

Mae West