Mae West

A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.

Mae West

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Mae West

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Mae West

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.

Mae West

Don’t cry for a man who’s left you – the next one may fall for your smile.

Mae West

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Mae West

Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

Mae West

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.

Mae West

Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.

Mae West

Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.

Mae West