Mae West

The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

Mae West

The curve is more powerful than the sword.

Mae West

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Mae West

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Mae West

Well, the end of another busy day. I can’t wait till I get back to bed. If that don’t work I’ll try to sleep.

Mae West

When in doubt take a bath.

Mae West

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Mae West

Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.

Mae West

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Mae West

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

Mae West