Mae West

I’ve always had a weakness for foreign affairs.

Mae West

I’ve been in more laps than a napkin.

Mae West

I’ve been things and I’ve seen places.

Mae West

Ice is nice at any price.

Mae West

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Mae West

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Mae West

It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Mae West

Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

Mae West

Life’s just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.

Mae West

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Mae West