Mae West

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

Mae West

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

Mae West

I don’t know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.

Mae West

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

Mae West

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

Mae West

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.

Mae West

I have found men who didn’t know how to kiss. I’ve always found time to teach them.

Mae West

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

Mae West

I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself.

Mae West

I know so much about men because I went to night school.

Mae West